kimpoyfeliciano:

I’m gonna make my baby wear CLOTHES like these..

I’m gonna teach him how to DANCE and he’ll be like..

We’re gonna WEAR matching clothes like this when we go out..

And I’m gonna teach him how to TREAT GIRLS right. ;)

kimpoyfeliciano:

1. “What can you say sa mga torpe?”

hmm.. I feel you! Sobrang torpe din ako dati. Hindi ko alam kung paano ko sasabihin sa taong mahal ko na mahal ko siya. Pero I realized na walang mngyayari sakin sa pagiging torpe ko. Dapat maging matapang ka. Sabihin mo sa kanya yung nararamdaman mo. Malay mo ganun din pala yung nararamdaman niya, naghihintayan lang kayo. Saka ayaw ng mga babae ng torpe. ;)

2. “Babaeng mataray: turn on or turn off?”

HAHA. I like girls na mataray. :)) I find it sexy kapag masungit yung babae. Weird no? HAHA. Gusto ko yung girls na pakipot, pa hard-to-get, masungit saka mataray. May thrill kasi. haha. Tapos yung babae na sakin lang din sweet. Yung babae na kayang maging masungit and sweet at the same time. TURN ON!! :)))

3. “Still a virgin?”

whaha!! YES! You guys have to trust me on this one. LOL. ;)

4. “Ilan na po yung followers mo dito sa Tumblr?”

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miguelofthedark:

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(Source: jerothbaboy)